Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddeon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for you hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swin, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddeon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit......stupid shit.......

One great big festering neon distraction.
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones
Fuck all these gun-toting
hip gangsta wannabes.

Learn to swim

Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory

Learn to swim

Fuck smiley glad-hands
with hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
insecure actresses

Learn to swim

Cuz I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna watch it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
welcome any change my friend

I wanna see it all come down
suck it down
Flush it down.